Yooo, meet Joodan Belfoot, the one and only master of moolah who could snort a line longer than his yacht and still make bank before breakfast. This dude flipped Wall Street into his personal amusement park, complete with rollercoasters of stocks soaring and crashing—daily! Dive into the memecoin madness that’s as unpredictable as Joodan’s weekend plans. Buckle up, ’cause this ride’s got more loops than his logic!